I’m out at karaoke, as I am want to do. But, BUT I feel the person controlling the songs hates me. Granted her boyfriend wants my D, but come on girl. Don’t blame the messenger.
So I’ve cut down on sugar and processed foods. And all I wants is gummy bears and ice cream.
I feel like my knees are fat. They aren’t but it feels that way.
why is the female hero so often tomboyish
why cant there just be one like oops i chipped my barbie pink nail polish while brutally killing an entire armada of time traveling ninja pirates
with my hair curler
how do you forget buffy?